The fish have started to bite...

My newest project...

My projects... probably one of the main reasons my wife hates me. I recently decided I wanted a boat. I had one before... but that's another story, and a sore subject with the wife.

Anyhow... I bought an old used paddleboat for a measly $75 delivered (the low price is probably the only reason my wife gave me permission). I plan on motorizing the boat and making it possibly the fastest paddle boat on earth!!! Muah ha ha ha! As long as like 10 mph is the fastest paddle boat ever. Anyhow, I've started scrubbing and cleaning it up. I'll keep up to date as it progresses.

My morning

So, I get up at the crack of dawn for a fishing tournament. I had forgotten to get a provisional license need for the tournament, so I ran to walmart at 4:30 in the morning to get it. I then proceeded to my friend's house. On the interstate, I noticed an suv in front of me (it was far enough ahead that I could only see the tail lights) waiver back and forth and then swerve severly to the left and slam head-on into the median. I pulled over right away and called 911. The guy driving the suv stumbled out and over to my car. I managed to get him out of the road and was helping him stand while the ambulance arrived. I could only decipher that he had injured his leg from him pointing at it and groaning in pain (he was a hispanic man that didn't speak a lick of english). When the ambulance and "authorities" arrived I had to give a statement since I was the only witness.

All before 5:30 in the morning.

We easily lost the fishing tournament by the way. I managed to only catch ineligible fish and couldn't weigh a single one.

Just another day...

That's what she said

You hurt my elbow, you suckbitch!